welcome to can's funland
hello. i am can. welcome to my fun lanf. many amusements. rollercoasters. mascots. popcorn. everything.
the friendly face of canland!
fuck should i do at canland
thats a great questions! we recommend you first eat our popcorn
fun can amusements!
the can show
amazing and fun activities with our host "cannister can",
good for children and families alike
atendees has reported satisfaction and a stronger appericiation for "two tpot"
kill can
Game is prohibited from playing.
k tenter rollercoaster
kill him.
atendees will receive a packet of k's disembodied parts after the ride
canland updates
december 25
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- - removed the... thing. we dont talk about the thing
- - so many new fun things waiting for you at canland!
- - God has arrived and he will forgive our sins
- - a meteor hit the dinosaurs and they went extinct :(
- - fixed the k tenter rollercoaster malfunction
notember 233
the birth of Can
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Canland News!
I GOT INTO THE JNJ CHRISTMAS VIDEO AND ITS SUPER DUPER COOL I WANT A VACATION ON A BEAAACH HOOOUSEOur Staff!
can
can is a passionate, and creative person! he has dreamed of joining and helping out with canland ever since he was a kid.
can
can is a talented, and skillfull person, who has just recently graduated from can academy! he is always kind to others.
can
can is a funny and positive person, always brigthening up the workplace! he is very friendly
can
hes awesome
reviews
review us!
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Thank you for stopping by at Canland! We hope to see you again.
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where am i
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ktenter
Thank you for stopping by at Canland! We hope to see you again.
cannister can
i pissed myself
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Thank you for stopping by at Canland! We hope to see you again.
cannister can
youre useless
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can hat
- - become one of them
- - a respected member of canland!
can boots
- - walk
- - each and every pair is signed by can himself!
can automobile
- - who wouldnt want a can automobile?
can popcorn
- - just pop it in the microwave and enjoy your snack!
- - Canland inc. is not responsible for any harm caused by this product.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
where am i
Youre at Canland silly
or more technically the Canland Official Homepage
what is canland
canland once was a oridinary resident's house. until one night when "Can" has spoke to him and his dreams. once he had awaken to the truth, he would share it to "The Internet." everyone, having had their eyes upon this deity, decides that there should be a sacred place for such deity. and the rest is history.
who is k tenter
a k tenter distributed from the k tenter factory
they were once popular pets but due to the Canlaw it is now illegal to have them as pets
h3; h3?
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is it ok to reassemble a broken k tenter
It is highly unreccomended. Please only attempt this if youre a trained individual. Due to their organs being exposed to the air reassembling would caused a reaction and may harm you.
i picked these fruits from my visit to Canland. what are they, and are they okay to eat?
These are called the Curniboculous! Also called "the Can fruit", they are offerings from "Can" to humanity!. They are highly nutritious, and we reccomend you eat it while its fresh!
is there any way i could meet k tenter other than riding that rollercoaster
okay buddy youre asking wayyy to many questions of that guy
ok who is yutaka aishiteru then
not in my book
what offerings should i bring for "Can" once i get there?
"Can" is known to like numbers maybe bring him that
i want you
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Can i work here?
Absolutely! Fill out this form and we'll consider it.